Hello, I’m Quirk E. Newsletter!
Why hello there, Quirk readers.
Please, allow me a moment to introduce myself. My name is Quirk E. Newsletter. I'm a monocle wearing cat who enjoys the finer things in life. Wide-brimmed top hats, leather-bound books, bronze monocles, and newsletters that are sent out monthly via an electronic mailing service.
My my, we live in such exciting times. An era where a cat such as I can enjoy the pleasures of reading books and sending out finely curated pieces of electronic mail.
In my monthly letters you'll read about exciting news at the offices of Quirk Books. Readers will also be treated to exclusive giveaways, details about upcoming events, and lists of our best online literary entries, which I'm now being told are known as blogs, that month. Blog. A curious word.
So please, go forth and sign up! There's a button you can press below, and one on the right hand side of this online website.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out what tweeting is, and where the delicious birds are that do it.
Yours,
Quirk E. Newsletter
* the E stands for Exuberant