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When Mila Kunis’ character says, “Let’s be bad moms,” in the Bad Moms trailer, she’s not talking neglect-your-kids bad. What she means is, “Let’s stop trying so hard to attain perfection.” Which is totally understandable.

But when you turn the question of “bad”-ness to the moms of literature, there are definitely mother characters for whom bringing doughnut holes to their kid’s event is a level of kindness they’ll never attain. Let’s take a look at those moms who might be considered legit bad…or just misunderstood.

The DNC is here, and with it comes a whole slew of political figures and celebrities and incredible speeches. The woman of the hour? Hillary Rodham Clinton. As luck would have it, Quirk was fortunate enough to get an exclusive with the presidential nominee—in paper doll form. Here’s a recap of Paper Doll Hillary adventuring around Philly.

Mayday! We're less than six months ‘til Christmas! For those of you who can't wait quite that long, we've rounded up a few ways to celebrate Christmas right now, in July.

July can be a cruel month. You can't walk down the street without sweating through your clothes or sit on your porch without the mosquitoes devouring your flesh like tiny vampires. Sometimes you stare at your sunburn and yearn for the biting cold, cozy sweaters, and fireplaces of Christmas. Still feeling the heatstroke? Hang up some decorations and throw yourself a Christmas in July party. No, we don't mean actually wear sweaters or light fireplaces, but there are other ways to chase the feeling.

1. Send Out Invites

It's impossible to have a party by yourself. Okay, it is possible, but we don't recommend it, unless you have a punch bowl of eggnog for one. The first step is to make a list of friends to invite to your party. You can pull out unused Christmas cards to invite them or you can make a Christmas-themed e-vite or Facebook invite. Be sure to remind your guests to wear antlers and their favorite Christmas t-shirts. If they aren't up for it, are they really your friends? 

2. Decorate Your Place

It's time to go into your attic and closet to pull out your old Christmas decorations. If you want to try something new, many stores like Hallmark have Christmas in July sales for ornaments and other holiday decorations. Once you have all the tinsel and lights you need, decorate your house to look like a winter wonderland. Try not to trap yourself in the attic or you'll be forced to watch old home movies until your family pulls down the ladder and saves you. Remember, it's summer. You'll bake up there.

3. Make a Christmas Playlist

Miss hearing all your favorite Christmas songs? Here's your chance to hear them again. You can make your own playlist with Youtube or other software, or you can leave your music to fate by making a Pandora station for Christmas music.  Be sure to have it playing in the background as your guests arrive for the party. Note: Do not sing Christmas carols to your neighbors. They will not appreciate your enthusiasm for all things festive as much as you do. 

4. Make a Christmas Feast

So maybe you skipped out on ham in favor of chicken this past Christmas. And then afterward, you royally regretted that decision, because who doesn't eat ham on Christmas? Utilize this holiday to recreate what should have been. It's a great opportunity to make all the Christmas dishes you missed out on last year or to revisit your old favorites. We traditionally make turkey, warm rolls, green bean casserole, and mashed potatoes. Wait to make the dessert until the guests arrive. Everyone loves making Christmas cookies! Pro tip: to avoid a hot kitchen, skip the oven and have pre-made cookies ready for your guests to decorate. 

5.  Watch Christmas Movies

You know how during the holidays, you always MEAN to watch that classic movie, but there's tinsel to hang and relatives to entertain and appetizers to prepare? Sit down and watch 'em now. Cheesy Christmas movies are a great option, too. Hallmark and Lifetime, anyone? You can also do a combination of the two. No matter what, you have to watch He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special. It is not quite the holidays without Skeletor.

6. Have a Christmas Gift Exchange

Holiday gift exchanges are too exciting to just do once a year. You could have a Secret Santa exchange (we recommend you use online sites for this to save paper and yourself from hassle) or you can do a White Elephant/Yankee Swap. Either way, we definitely recommend that you limit the gifts to under $20. Most people do not budget for Christmas gifts in July. Only the true fanatics do that.

Don’t worry if you forget something or accidentally burn your cookies! You just have to wait until December to try it all again. 

Did you know that July is National Hot Dog Month? Probably not unless you work for Oscar Mayer or Hebrew National. But don’t fret, there’s still time to celebrate. So go out and buy your 10-pack of hot dogs and an annoyingly unsynchronized 8-pack of buns, then pick up one of these 6 books to show your appreciation for blended pork bits.

Star Trek Beyond is out in theaters today! Captain Kirk and Spock are back to save the galaxy from evil. But what if the greatest sci-fi baddies of all time faced off against the Star Trek Enterprise crew?