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How exactly have we lived this long since The Walking Dead's midseason finale? I'll keep this spoiler-free, but AMC's adaptation of the hit comic series left viewers on the edge of their seats—and probably without much sanity.

Luckily, the show is resuming its fourth season on February 9, but if that's still too long for you to wait, check out some of these other awesome zombie-themed books and stories to help quench your undead thirst.

1. The Walking Dead comics: The series that started it all, this is the first thing fans of the TV show should turn to in order to get an idea of what happens next to Rick Grimes and Co. Written by Robert Kirkman and illustrated by Tony Moore and later Charlie Adlard, The Walking Dead is one of the most talked-about comics in recent memory, and although it’d be a feat in and of itself to collect each monthly issue in a tangible format, compiled versions are readily available for you to sink your teeth into.

2. Warm Bodies: A cool twist on the zombie genre, Isaac Marion’s novel is pretty great. It tells the story of R, a zombie living in an airport during the apocalypse. He’s not super fond of his new life and, because he still holds on to bits and pieces of life as a regular human, feels like the black sheep of the group of zombies he lives with. One day he meets a living girl named Julie, and everything starts to change.

Warm Bodies is an awesomely original romantic comedy that doesn’t skimp on the blood, guts, and horror that zombie fans have come to know and love, so it’s definitely something to check out and enjoy. Plus, Marion has released a Warm Bodies prequel online called The New Hunger, and is planning on a sequel to be completed in mid- to late-2014.

(image via We're Alive)

3. We’re Alive podcast: Okay, okay, it’s not a book, but We’re Alive is a perfect way to get your zombie fix all the same. Located on the Nerdist podcast network, We’re Alive is a podcast that tells the story of Michael Cross, a solider in the Army Reserve.

He’s in college when the outbreak hits, and the podcast takes on the style of old time radio to tell Michael’s story, along with all of the other survivors he encounters along the way. At over 100 episodes, there’s plenty of story for you to listen to, and We’re Alive is bound to keep you entertained for weeks to come.

4. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: From Quirk’s own Seth Grahame-Smith, it’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies! The book that kickstarted the mashup genre, PPZ takes Jane Austen's classic, beloved Pride and Prejudice and fills it with something that everybody loves—zombies.

Grahame-Smith keeps Austen's olde-English language intact while inserting references to zombies and shotguns among the sideways glances and secret longings between Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy to create a new story while still remaining faithful to Austen's. There's no better way to make romantic tension even tenser than the potential for a zombie outbreak at any moment, so strap on your zombie-kicking boots and give Pride and Prejudice and Zombies a try.

5. World War Z: Taking the zombie genre in yet another new direction, Max Brooks' World War Z uses an oral history style to tell its story. Taking place ten years after the Zombie War, World War Z is a series of interviews with survivors conducted by an agent of the United States Postwar Commission. What makes this novel really cool is that the people interviewed are from all over, so readers get a glimpse at how the Zombie War affected people everywhere, and not just a core group of characters.

World War Z also has a great audiobook, which features a cast made up of the likes of Nathan Fillion, Martin Scorsese, Simon Pegg, John Turturro, and Brooks himself. It might not be the best thing to curl up with at night if you're easily spooked by zombies—or apocalypses—but Brooks has created an awesome zombie narrative, and it's definitely worth checking out.

I watch a lot of Family Guy. It’s one of my favorite shows to unwind with at the end of a busy day. Good for a quick laugh, with pop culture references that tend to skew a little older and geekier, which I love. And it’s the perfect show to load up on Hulu while I’m cooking in the kitchen, or leave on in the background while I’m busy writing.

Ah yes, writing. Out of all the wacky characters and bizarre plotlines on Family Guy, my absolute favorite has to be Brian Griffin and his wonderful “I’m a writer” story arch. He’s had a disastrous time over the course of his writing career, despite releasing an enormous bestseller (Wish It, Want It, Do it) and a book “selected” by Oprah’s Book Club (Faster Than the Speed of Love).

But why? Why do things go so poorly for our anthropomorphic friend? Well, let’s discuss. Because everything you need to know about being a terrible, terrible writer (and probably a terrible person), you can learn from Brian Griffin.

1. Don’t Steal Other Peoples Ideas: Brian’s first novel, Faster Than the Speed of Love, doesn’t only have a terrible name. The plotline, which Brian explains to Lois in Brian’s Song (Season 6, Episode 2), is the plot of the Iron Eagle film series. He claims he hasn’t seen them… but yeah, I’m not buying it.

Be original! It’s okay to be inspired by other ideas, obviously. But flat out stealing a plot? Don’t do it. Not only is it wrong, it’s plagiarism, you guys.

2. Don't Sell Out: So Brian isn’t having much luck on the publishing front, which really, should come as no surprise. When he successfully rallies for the legality of marijuana in 420 (Season 7, Episode 12), he turns his back on his campaign, and sells out everything he believes in to get his book published, complete with an Oprah’s Book Club sticker on it.

The result? It sells zero copies and is slammed by the media.

He also comes close to literary success, in a genuine way, with the pilot for his television show What I Learned on Jefferson Street (Season 8, Episode 15). Instead of standing up for his values, he lets the producers of the show walk all over him, creating an absolutely horrible product in the process.

The takeaway here? Stand by your values, your beliefs. Write what you want, and stick by your work. Don’t sell yourself out just because you want some measure of success. It isn’t worth it if you’re not proud of what you’re doing.

3. Keep Trying, Don’t Give Up: Right before Brian goes on to finally write that bestselling book (more on that in a bit) in Brian Writes a Bestseller (Season 9, Episode 6), he makes plans to give up on his dreams. Not just because his first book was a disaster, but because the publisher sends back 300 boxes of the book. To his house. Stewie makes a fort out of some, pictured above. 

They even used shredded copies of the novel to pack the boxes of the returned book, which is easily my favorite moment in all of Family Guy.

I get it. But one literary blunder shouldn’t lead you to throwing in the towel. Writers face rejection all the time. It’s part of the gig! Keep at it.

4. Don’t Belittle Your Audience: In the episode Dog Gone (Season 8, Episode 2), Brian believes he’s been awarded a literary prize called the Special Literary Excellence award… but it turns out his book is a pick for a book club of mentally disabled people. Instead of embracing this and these newfound fans, he gets drunk and ends up running over another dog. Good job man.

Someone’s embraced your book? Great! Embrace them. Don’t be a monster.

5. Don’t Write For the Wrong Reasons: Now, in that episode Brian Writes a Bestseller, Brian pens Wish It, Want It, Do It, a self help book that he writes simply to try and make money. It goes on to become a huge success, and in the process, he loses the respect of people he admires. He also openly admits it’s the worst thing he’s ever written.

A colleague of mine, Joshua Ignard (author of Conquistador of the Useless), once told me that if you’re writing to get published, and that’s all, you’re writing for the wrong reasons. Write because you enjoy the craft. 

6. Don’t Be Jealous of Your Peers, Support Them: Brian has another brush with success when his play, A Passing Fancy, becomes a sensation in his hometown. Unfortunately, the literary elite think its awful. And hey, it probably is.

Inspired by Brian, Stewie decides to write a play… and it’s amazing. Better than anything Brian ever could have done. It causes a lot of problems between the two, and Stewie ends up sacrificing his work to make Brian happy. Which is terrible!

Don’t be jealous of your writerly peers. Don’t talk them down or try to discourage them. Be supportive. They are your people!

7. Be Kind to Your Team: In that same episode, Brian treats Stewie, who joins in as his publicist absolutely terrible. Doesn't matter how hard he's working, he yells and belittles him at every turn. 

The lesson? Don't be mean to your team! Seriously. Your publicist, publisher, etc… they're all working for you. Look at poor Stewie's face in that picture up there. Poor guy.

8. Don’t Use People: And in a recent episode Brian’s a Bad Father (Season 12, Episode 11) which inspired writing this post, Brian finally reconnects with his son… only after discovering he’s a famous teen actor staring on a Disney-esque television show. He uses his son to get a job as a writer on the show, is promptly fired, and further fractures his relationship with his son, Dylan.

The lesson? Don’t do that! Seriously. Just as you shouldn’t be jealous of your peers, you shouldn’t use them either.

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Man, Brian sure is terrible. Can’t wait to see how he continues to be an awful writer in future episodes.

When Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs came out, we made these adorable Valentines inspired by photos in the book. And now that Hollow City is out and about, we decided to do it again. Just for you, Quirk fans. 

Check out two more Valentines, after the jump. Feel free to send them off to your friends, or share them on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, and/or Tumblr! Enjoy!

Update! So we're reposting this and giving this a bump up to the homepage. Because we really love sending books to teachers and schoo librarians! So feel free to request a copy, and we'll send them your way. 

The second book in Steve Hockensmith and Science Bob's Nick & Tesla series hits stores everywhere this month, and we're just thrilled.

I mean, the first book was an Amazon Book of the Month, the website for the series looks great, and Science Bob created some fantastic videos to promote the book. You can check out a whole bunch of them here, on the series website. 

Having published the first installment in our Lovecraft Middle School series in 2012, Nick & Tesla is our second venture into publishing middle grade books. Last year, we gave away copies of Professor Gargoyle and the first Nick & Tesla book, and we're doing it again.

So! If you're a teacher looking for some new books for your classroom library, go ahead and email me ([email protected]) with your details. I'll send you a free copy of Nick & Tesla, Professor Gargoyle, and a bundle of posters to share with your students. 

Hope to hear from you soon, teachers! 

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THE COOKIE DOUGH LOVER'S COOKBOOK by Lindsay Landis ($3.99)

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Food blogger Lindsay Landis has invented the perfect cookie dough. It tastes great. It’s egg free (and thus safe to eat raw). You can whip it up in minutes. And, best of all, you can use it to make dozens of delicious cookie dough creations, from cakes, custards, and pies to candies, brownies, and even granola bars. Included are recipes for indulgent breakfasts (cookie dough doughnuts!), frozen treats (cookie dough Popsicles!), and outrageous snacks (cookie dough eggrolls! cookie dough fudge! cookie dough pizza!).