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Posted by Rick Chillot

Five Pieces of Poetry Science Fiction Fans Will Love

 
That first song? Pure poetry, we tells ya.
 
We’re used to poems that explore romance, mythology, deep emotion, but sometimes these same poems incorporate a more science fictional component. And why not? Why shouldn’t astronauts, aliens, and killer clones get their share of the lyrical limelight?
 
Monstrous creations grown in secret dank labs need an outlet, and the poems inspired by our inevitable apocalypse will likely be full of beautiful pathos (one hopes that someone will be around to read them). Here are some poems that merge science and art, and do so wonderfully.

Posted by Alyssa Favreau

Worst-Case Wednesday: Meat Grilling Tips

Image via Kitchen Daily

For many, there is nothing better than the smell of a grill firing up, followed by the taste of any assortment of food straight off the fire. Grilling is synonymous with summertime, barbeques, and delicious meals. There always seems to be “that person” at the party that takes on the title of “grill master.”

Somehow, they remain unfazed by the fire and heat and manage to know exactly how long to cook everything. There is, of course, nothing worse than someone who thinks they are up for the task, and manages to either overcook or undercook everything.

Don’t be that person. If you are ready to be the hero or heroine of every backyard party, read on for The Ultimate Survival Man-ual’s easy tips for how to achieve grilling perfection every time.

Posted by Erin McInerney

Ten Books That Break the Prose Mold

This beautiful Lover's Dictionary wallpaper is via Crazy Red Pen

We love straightforward novels, but sometimes we can't help but be drawn to books that are a prose story with added elements that give it a fun and intriguing narrative structure.

For example, stories that are told in both pictures and text, books that include letters and diary entries in addition to a narrative, or even just interesting typeface.

If it's different, then we want to check it out! Are you the same way? Then take a gander at these ten book selections that are so much more than prose.

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski: The ultimate story told in non-prose form is the epic horror novel House of Leaves, which leaves many readers in rapture, others frustrated and still others screaming in abject horror. It's a labyrinth of materials ranging from annotated textbook pages to letters to pages of almost nothing but a sentence of dialogue. Not to mention footnotes within footnotes. It's not for the faint of heart nor anything we would consider a beach read and has taken down more than one reader, who gave up on figuring out the deeper meaning. Like, why is the word house always printed in a specific shade of blue? As author Mark Z. Danielewski warns in the dedication, “This is not for you.”

S by JJ Abrams and Doug Dorst: Of course screenwriter and director JJ Abrams would create a book as in-depth as his television series Lost and Fringe. The simply named S is a story within a story about the fictional book Ship of Theseus, which is filled with handwritten notes between two high school students hoping to figure out the identity of the anonymous author. So much so that beneath the book's slip-cover the novel turns out to be an unreturned copy of Ship of Theseus from the Laguna Verde High School Library, library stamps and all. It's been called “part work of art, literary experiment, and love letter to the physical expression of books.”

Sacre Bleu: A Comedy d'Art by Christopher Moore: Christopher Moore is known for his parody and satire work, which come into play beautifully in his comedy about muses, the color blue and the strange suicide of painter Vincent van Gogh, who walked over a mile through a cornfield after shooting himself in the abdomen. To stay true to his theme, the entire book's typeface is printed in various shades of blue and Moore fills the books with copies of actual works of art, which he ties directly into the narrative. It helps that a majority of the characters are famous historical Impressionists, who just so happen to be trying to solve the mystery of Van Gogh's murder.

The Lover's Dictionary by David Levithan: Ever wanted to read a dictionary? Chances are no, but you will want to check out David Levithan's love story The Lover's Dictionary told in a series of dictionary entries from A all the way through Z. In the novel, the nameless narrator leads readers through a story of love, which was written completely organically from beginning to end by Levithan. He admitted in an interview that he wrote the story using completely arbitrary words from a book entitled Words You Need to Know within a two week time period. Apparently in high school he had written a similar story (part of the annual Valentine's Day tales he shares with friends) about scientific words of love.

Innocence by Jane Mendelsohn: This fantasy vampire novel made our list because of its wholly original writing style, which will put many in the mind of author Ellen Hopkins but without all the drugs and sad teenagers. A gothic horror story with plenty of Alice in Wonderland and Greek mythology references, Innocence is more poetry than prose but is still able to tell a wholly satisfying and lyrical story from beginning to end. Albeit one where it's hard to tell what is real and what is straight out of the imagination of our tortured narrator and her stream of conscious observations. You can read it in one sitting. And then you're gonna need to read it again.

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North: The choose your own adventure novel is nothing new, but author Ryan North took it to a whole new level with his choose your own adventure version of Shakespeare's Hamlet. Created thanks to help from Kickstarter, To Be or Not to Be allows you to play the story as Hamlet, his tortured lady love Ophelia or King Hamlet, who is killed on the very first page forcing you to play as a ghost. Who wouldn't want to play as a ghost? As with most books of this type, you jump from page to page to get different outcomes to your story, one of which is a book within a book (similar to Hamlet's play within a play). North is currently working on a follow up entitled Romeo and/or Juliet.

The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznik: Eventually turned into the 2011 Oscar-winning film Hugo, the huge tome The Invention of Hugo Cabret is a story told in both prose and through illustrations. So don't let the 500 plus page children's book scare you, the novel can be read in a single day and chances are you'll want to finish it that fast. The transition from written to visual storytelling is completely seamless and will not pull you out of the story of orphaned clock keeper Hugo. In fact, it seeks to strengthen the theme of film making, and the story of a boy who has stumbled from the walls of the Paris train station to a mystery of automatons and long lost filmmaker Georges Melies.

Night Film by Marisha Pessl: Night Film tells the story of investigative journalist Scott McGrath, who takes it upon himself to look into the mysterious death of reclusive cult film maker Stanislas Cordova's daughter. The novel relies on a narrative combined with newspaper articles, phone transcripts and screen shots to tell a story, and even gets some multimedia help from a Night Film Decoder app. When downloaded on your phone, the app can be used to scan pictures with a bird image hidden within the novel, which then unlocks exclusive media content. The publisher is so committed to the app that it works with both physical and e-copies of the book.

Invisible Monsters Remix by Chuck Palahniuk: Way back in 1999, Chuck Palahniuk published his third novel Invisible Monsters (although it was the second one he wrote after Fight Club). It was then re-released in hardcover in 2012 as Palahniuk originally imagined it. To make the non-linear story of our disfigured former model narrator and her pal Brandy Alexander even less linear, Palahniuk instructs readers to jump from chapter to chapter so you never know when the tale is going to end. If you pay close attention, aside from these instructions, there are chapters printed in reverse that you have to read in a mirror that the narrative never gets to, forcing you to contemplate your own reflection as you read. No worries though, Chuck explains all that in the introduction.

Tree of Codes by Jonathan Safran Foer: Jonathan Safran Foer's Tree of Codes may the strangest structured book in this list, and looks like a deranged child with scissors went through the novel before you had a chance to read it. Albeit a child with superior motor skills. So much so that the book itself is described as artwork in the form of a book, or a “sculptural object” according to the publisher. In fact, the novel itself was a Bruno Schulz story, cut apart and re-formed by Foer to create something wholly different. As he explained it, “I took my favorite book, Bruno Schulz’s Street of Crocodiles, and by removing words carved out a new story.”

Have we missed your favorite book that isn't straight beginning to end prose storytelling? Let us know in the comments!

Posted by Cassie Rose

How-To Tuesday: Texas BBQ Dog

Now that it’s summer, I can indulge in my favorite pastime: eating outside! Fire up the grill and get cooking while the sunshine lasts.

By far the simplest outdoor food is the humble hot dog. Just throw it on the grill and wait, right? But little did you know, this classic American favorite can easily become fine cuisine. Haute Dogs takes the traditional cookout to new foodie heights with recipes for dogs, buns, and condiments.

To get started on your summer pursuit for the perfect hot dog, try this recipe from Haute Dogs!

 

Texas BBQ Dog

Place of Origin: Southern United States  

Other Names: BBQ Dog, Loaded Dog

Consider yourself warned: this hot dog takes all day to make (though technically it is not the dog but the pulled pork topping that is so time consuming). But since you can make it all on the grill, this recipe is the perfect excuse to spend a long summer day outside. As for the precise pedigree of this loaded BBQ dog—who knows? But find me a hole-in-the-wall BBQ joint in the South that doesn’t serve something like this and I’d be surprised. For the style of barbecue, I took a cue from my home state, where the focus is always on the meat and never on the sauce or sides.

Pulled Pork

Texas BBQ Sauce

Baked beans

Classic bun

American beef sausage

Prep: Make pulled pork and Texas barbecue sauce, if using homemade. Make baked beans according to the package instructions and keep warm.

Assembly: Get out a classic bun. Grill an American beef sausage and toast the bun on the grill. Place the sausage in the bun and top with a heaping pile of pulled pork and a pile of baked beans. Serve with barbecue sauce.

Kitchen Notes: Pulled pork takes the better part of a day to cook, so plan ahead. Texas-style barbecue sauce is available at most grocery stores. American beef sausage, sometimes called farmer’s beef sausage, is heavily seasoned and often has a pungent garlic flavor that pairs well with pulled pork and barbecue sauce.

Mind Your Bs and Qs

Texas barbecue is all about the meat. Though Texans love beef, we’re not opposed to throwing in some pork, lamb, and chicken. Unless you’re serving up hot dogs, the sauce is always served on the side, not on the meat.

From Haute Dogs by Russell van Kraayenburg. For more information, check out quirkbooks.com/hautedogs

Posted by Suzanne Wallace

What If We Cast Actors in Presidential Biopics Based on Last Name Alone?

Inspiration can come from anywhere. Sometimes it is grand and beautiful, with great implications about what it means to be human. Sometimes it comes from Twitter.

After seeing this tweet from Blair, one of my esteemed editors at Quirk, [Hello! —Ed.] I could not help but throw out name after name. Inspired, I put this post together, complete with shoddily photoshopped MS Painted movie stills. I don’t know about you, but I think at least one of these would be a blockbuster. [OBVIOUSLY. —Ed.] If not, I definitely have some sequels in mind.

Posted by Brian Morell