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Fantasy Novels to Treat Your Game of Thrones Withdrawal

 
With a little less than half a year to go before HBO brings us new episodes of Game of Thrones (but hey, who’s counting?) many fans are experiencing classic symptoms of withdrawal.
 
If you or someone you love have been feeling lethargic, anxious, paranoid that your (fictional) brothers are out to get you or can’t stop speaking Dothraki, here are some hand-picked books (other than the actual Game of Thrones novels, that is) to help you get through the wait. 
 
 
Dune
 
Why you’ll love it: Simpsons jokes aside, if you enjoy the epic house rivalry, underhanded espionage, giant monsters (worms not dragons), death duels with poisoned blades, and creepy/awesome priestesses in GoT, hold onto your stillsuit because this is going to be a fantastic ride. In many ways Dune is, like GoT, a fight for the crown, but in this case it’s the Imperium and the known universe instead of the Iron Throne and Seven Kingdoms.
 
How it’s different: It’s a far-future story of planetary domination, the subjugation of indigenous people, and the psycho-temporal effects of the ubiquitous drug the Spice. There are also mentally supercharged servants, wine that is basically the best study drug in the world, and a little dash of allegory in reference to the oil trade. It’s also a very extensive series, so you’ll have plenty to read before the season premiere. 
 
 
Redwall
 
Why you’ll love it: Medieval castles and abbeys, stalwart fighters when called to arms, stories told from the perspectives of multiple characters over the novel (chapter by chapter, just like GoT), and plenty of ale to go around. The feasts are the best part – and The Rains of Castamere definitely isn’t on the Abbot’s playlist.
 
How it’s different: All the characters are mice or other woodland creatures. Redwall is only the first book in the 21 volume series, and it’s an appropriate read for kids aged about 8 and up. This is the book you give your niece or nephew when they start reading over your shoulder during a Cersei chapter. 
 
 
Dealing with Dragons: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles
 
Why you’ll love it: Given the chance, I’m pretty sure Sansa, Arya, and perhaps especially Daenerys would have been friends with the intelligent and straightforward Princess Cimorene. If you’re a fan of dragons, a little intrigue, and well-rounded Bechdel-test-passing female characters on quests, this is a great YA option for you.
 
How it’s different: Dragons in the Enchanted Forest not only talk, but they have a civil order all their own and social obligations. Intrigue in these books is rarely the work of humans – it’s almost always wizards or dragons making trouble. It’s a four book series, and an ideal read for YA enthusiasts.
 
 
Anything J.R.R. Tolkien
 
Why you’ll love it: He’s the granddaddy of fantasy as we know it, and you’re in for artful descriptions and sweeping epics. Long journeys, extensive histories and ancient conflicts are brought to bear in his work. Plus, you’ll be able to spot his influence when new episodes finally arrive (and get to feel super smart). 
 
How it’s different: The language and the layout of some of his more popular works like The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings tend to favor the story of one adventure, while GoT has fistfuls of adventure all happening at once. If you’re ready for songs in Elvish and Dwarven lineage explanations, this is the author for you.
 
 
 
Dragons of Autumn Twilight: Dragonlance Chronicles
 
Why you’ll love it: This series has the diverse characters and rich world building you’ve come to expect as a GoT fan, along with adventurers that are fallible (they miss shots, fall down, get sick, and have awkward crushes). There are dragons on the side of ultimate good, and dragons on the side of evil in a world where magic is a part of life for our travelers. 
 
How it’s different: This series is based on Dungeons and Dragons modules, so the world is filled with dwarves, elves, wizards and even once-daily spells. The widely-varied characters travel together on a mission to save the world, rather than the widely-varied characters of GoT that set out to rule it. If you like Dragons of Autumn Twilight, there are 2 more books in the Chronicles and many more after that to keep you busy!
 
Bonus: 5th Edition D&D Player's Handbook
 
Why you’ll love it: It’s out now, and if you love GoT but haven’t tried D&D, well, now’s the time. One of the best ways to get by when you’re missing your favorite fantasy adventure is to build a fantasy adventure of your own. Folks are already raving about the 5th check it out and find some friends to play!
 
What are you reading to get you through the GoT dry spell? Leave a comment to let us know!

Posted by Margaret Dunham

Oh My Goth: A Roundup of Modern Day Gothic Literature

Recipe for traditional Gothic literature: take one part decay (of surroundings, society) and add a heaping dose of repression. Next? A few dashes of melodrama, a sprinkling (or, in some instances, a whole cup) of romance, and one fall from grace. Shake well, top with a floater of eeeevil, and imbibe on a Scottish moor.

But things have changed since the 18th century, when the first Gothic tropes reared their dramatic heads. The genre has evolved into a more psychological horror, with the atmosphere as much a character as the acting characters themselves, giving the reader the ability to indulge in the horror of the mind. What we conjure up when we’re alone in the dark is often far more terrifying than reality.

Ready to lose some sleep and question your sanity? Who isn’t, right? Cozy up in the study with a dwindling fire, a glass of port, and one of these modern Gothic novels.

White is for Witching, Helen Oyeyemi (2009/2014 reprint): “Please tell me a story about a girl who gets away.” With fairytale-esque shades of Shirley Jackson’s We Have Always Lived in the Castle and The Haunting of Hill House, a pair of twins gradually descends into varying forms of madness. Add one creepy house on the cliffs of Dover, an exotic disease, and a fractured, challenging narrative, and ta-da! Neu-Goth.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Patrick Süskind (1985): Jean-Baptiste Grenouille is the most repulsive of protagonists. Born in the middle of London’s fish markets in 1738, hated by all who attempt to raise him, hunched and weasley, Grenouille has a vampiric need for scent. As in, he kills for it. Life is not kind to our Grenouille, but Grenouille is not kind to life. When he falls in love, we wonder if redemption is on the horizon. But alas – there’s only possession and obsession, the earmarks of gothic literature.

Hyde, Daniel Levine (2014): A re-working of Robert Lewis Stevenson’s Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Levine’s Victorian London is a character as equally weighted as Edward Hyde/Henry Jekyll himself. The city easily hides (see what I did there?) man’s depravity, from the ditches of Soho to the Leicester Square manse where Jekyll resides. Props such as Hyde’s top hat are used to epic success. And by the end, you may be confused as to who, exactly, is supposed to be the bad guy.

Penpal, Dathan Auerbach (2012): A novel that first appeared as a series of interconnected stories on Reddit’s r/nosleep forum, Penpal starts with the sound of footsteps: “soft footsteps on a carpeted floor.” While carpet is a foreign concept to the traditional Victorian setting of a gothic novel, nightmares and the blurring of reality/fantasy is not, and Auerbach does that well. If you want to read the original stories, Creepypasta has serialized them here.

Night Film, Marisha Pessl (2013): Murder, suicide, asylums, Satanism, cults, overuse of italics – Night Film has it all. The tale of a reclusive, mysterious horror film director opens with his daughter’s death, and plunges a can’t-leave-well-enough-alone journalist into a dark underworld in search of answers. As in many gothic works, the most dominant characters – Stanislas Cordova and his daughter Ashley – barely make appearances, yet they drive the entire story. 

Rustication, Charles Pallister (2013): Setting: a remote mansion in England, surrounded by marsh and mud. An opium-addicted son is unceremoniously sent home – or rusticated – from Cambridge after his father’s mysterious death to find his mother and sister acting peculiarly. Neither will speak of his father. His sister wants him gone immediately. And what about those late-night footsteps in the hallway? Seems eeeevil is afoot….

What’s your favorite modern Gothic novel?

Posted by Carrie Jo Tucker

How to Be Awesome at Sneaking In More Reading Time (Without Getting Fired)

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My friends know me as The Reader. They never call me this to my face, but my phone is filled with texts asking for book recommendations, silences are filled with questions about what I’m reading, and folks who come over to my apartment often leave with something from my library tucked under their arm. (I’ve lost more books than I care to admit this way.) Since 2010, I’ve read fifty-two books a year. Give or take.  I just love books so much, guys.

Over the years, I’ve read magazine articles and blog posts listing ways to sneak in more reading time. And they’re great. But recently, I’ve been seeing tips that include keeping an ebook open on your desktop at work or going for a “cigarette break” with your novel. And I know that if I tried to pull something like that at work, I’d be called into a meeting to discuss my job performance. So here are some ways I sneak reading into my day – without getting fired.

Posted by Danielle Mohlman

How to Tuesday: How to Make Homemade Butter Beer

 
This year for Oktoberfest, why not whip up a batch of everyone's favorite wizarding brew? Butterbeer!
 
According to the Harry Potter books Butterbeer comes in two varieties, cold & bottled or steaming hot in tankards. I've concocted both recipes to share with you here. 🙂
 
The cold variety of Butterbeer (pictured above) is very easy.
 
You'll need…
 
– Bottle of Cream Soda
– English Toffee Flavored Syrup
– Printed Butterbeer Labels
– Transparent Tape
 
First, download these "one size fits most" Butterbeer bottle labels. Print & cut out labels.
 
Pour 2 tsp toffee syrup into the bottle & stir carefully (stirring causes bubbles & you don't want to lose all the fizz.)
 
Tape on the labels after flavoring (so you don't drip on it), serve & enjoy!
 
 
Warm Butterbeer is what I remember most from the books. This buttery warm beverage is perfect for the crisp fall weather and will make you feel like you're in Hogsmeade!
 
You'll need…
 
– Whole Milk
– 1/2 Tbsp Unsalted Butter
– English Toffee Flavored Syrup
– 3 Tbsp Brown Sugar
– 1/2 Cup Heavy Whipping Cream
– 1 Tbsp Sugar
– Whisk 
– Bowl (or Stand Mixer)
– Medium Saucepan
 
First we'll make the butterbeer flavored whipping cream. Whisk together sugar & whipping cream. (I used a stand mixer, which made this step much easier.) When the texture looks fluffy add 1 tsp toffee flavored syrup. Mix again.
 
On the stove melt 1/2 tbsp butter in a saucepan on medium heat. Add milk & brown sugar. Stir with whisk constantly to keep milk from scalding. (Be sure not to use a metal whisk in a nonstick pan or you will scratch off all the nonstick coating.) When the milk begins to steam take it off the heat and add 2 tbsp toffee syrup. Stir with whisk and pour into tankard. Add a bit of whipped cream for the frothy "head" and serve.
 
And if you want to print your own labels, we've got these for you. Just right click and save as, to get the full, high rez printable version! 
 
 
What's your favorite fictional brew? Let us know in comments.
 
And be sure to tweet us a photo if you try this recipe out!
 

Sarah Shotts is a blogger, vlogger, and “nerdlywed.” Recently married, she blogs about living a nerdy life as a newlywed on her blog. She also vlogs about all things geeky on the Swot Sisters Youtube channel she created with her sister Mary. When she’s not making stuff on the internet she’s busy teaching theatre classes and doing wedding photography and video.
 

Posted by Sarah Shotts

Banned Books Week: Why I Read Lord of the Flies Every Five Years

I was probably 11 or 12 the first time I read William Golding’s Lord of the Flies, and ever since then I’ve read the book about every five years.  Why do I keep coming back to it?  There’s something I can’t shake in the story—the slow descent from order to chaos, the images it conjures of a society created entirely by boys, and of course the characters: the wise Ralph, the alluring and dangerous Jack, the annoying (but ultimately correct) Piggy.

Because I am who I am, I can’t help crossing Lord of the Flies in my mind with Shakespeare’s Tempest.  Both start with a wreck and take place on an island.  If Lord of the Flies had started with a shipwreck instead of a plane crash, one could imagine Prospero’s daughter Miranda looking on with fear:

Miranda: The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch,

But that the sea, mounting to the welkin's cheek,

Dashes the fire out. O, I have suffered

With those that I saw suffer: a brave vessel,

Who had, no doubt, some noble creature in her,

Dash'd all to pieces. O, the cry did knock

Against my very heart. Poor souls, they perish'd.

Had I been any god of power, I would

Have sunk the sea within the earth or ere

It should the good ship so have swallow’d and

The fraughting souls within her.

In this version, Caliban goes around planting fear and unrest among the boys.  Ariel tries as hard as he can to undo Caliban’s work, but ultimate it’s too late: where Tempest moves from chaos to order and resolution, William Shakespeare’s Lord of the Flies turns from relative order to chaos and destruction.  Prospero’s efforts at pacification fail, and only a passing ship manages to restore order and rescue the boys.  This becomes the Anti-Tempest, the one where things don’t work out in the end.

And maybe that’s why I loved Lord of the Flies, even as a middle schooler.  Because sometimes things are messy, sometimes “happily ever after” isn’t a thing.  Sometimes everything goes to hell and all the adults can do is look away:

The tears began to flow and sobs shook him [Ralph]. He gave himself up to them now for the first time on the island; great, shuddering spasms of grief that seemed to wrench his whole body. His voice rose under the black smoke before the burning wreckage of the island; and infected by that emotion, the other little boys began to shake and sob too. And in the middle of them, with filthy body, matted hair, and unwiped nose, Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy.

The officer, surrounded by these noises, was moved and a little embarrassed.  He turned away to give them time to pull themselves together; and waited, allowing his eyes to rest on the trim cruiser in the distance.

Posted by Ian Doescher

Banned Books And The Fandoms That Love Them

 
When a book gets banned, it means it has reached a level where it has gone beyond just being a book. It means its story or message has become part of the zeitgeist. That scares some people, so they attempt to ban it as a way of stopping its spread, which never actually works. If you happen to look at a list of banned books, you’ll recognize all of them because they are important to us as a society. 
 
When a book reaches this level of popularity, there are going to be different types of fans. A person may casually enjoy reading a book, but after that, they might not think much about it. At the other end of that is fandom and imagine what the people who tried to get a book banned would think if they found out about fandoms! Here are some banned books and the fandoms that love them!

Posted by Brian Morell